Day 3: Favourite Quotes
comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?
why the heck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important
something really important
what do you call a dog that sells drugs?
yeah it’s really only funny in french
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
making a joke and waiting for a response like
Domestic violence is funny when it happens to men. Fortunately there’s a shelter nowhere he can go. Feminists everywhere can rejoice that there’s one man who “understands” the impact of domestic violence.
As his girlfriend went after his face with garden shears he was very proud that he never once hit her back.
Else he wouldn’t be able to call the police. And we both know why.
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
Nothing gives me more anxiety
this animation is beyond amazing
THISE LEAVES ARE REAL SHUTUP
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH